Hell Sex : Emily Marilyn
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| auburn beauty tightlaced stripped and restrained | |
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| auburn beauty tightlaced stripped and restrained | |
Phar-out, phat ass and phunky…a geography lesson inside a porn movie. Every now and then I have wondered, “Just where is the Hershey highway? And how do I get there from here?”…I’d always figured it was in Pennsylvania…some anal retentive Amish town or something, but now I have discovered that it is in Rio.
Like man…maybe it’s all the spicy food…the Montezuma’s revenge…the spicy rings of fire, but dude these chicks take it up the ass, like their ass is swallowing the cock more than their ass is being fucked by the cock.
Four posterior pounded puta scenes from chicks who show that for sluts like them who really like it deep, the door that’s always open is the backdoor. I must say though I found it disappointing that unlike other movies similar to this, even though no question about it, these chicks were sluts, they only did one dude at a time. If I’m gonna be watching some ass-slut chick getting drilled I’d rather go all the way with it and see her getting double drilled multiple times.
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| glamorous blonde girl gets off with vibrator | |
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| stripe stockinged slut fucks pussy with dildo | |
DUDE !!! - Like what is with some people ? I have an icepack by my eye right now and I KNOW its gonna be a helluva shiner….
I was at this theater and some guy and his chick were all snuggling and getting it on and he’s like sliding her top up so he can cop a feel of her tits…they’re all shining from the movie light and I totally thought they knew I was there and could see them. Everyone knows Amateur porn is freakin awesomely hot cos there is no acting and the people are like way into what they are doing.
So I pull out my cell phone cam and say “hey man, can I take some pics of your girlfriends tits and you guys fucking? she is so totally hot and I can jack off to them later” and BAM next thing I knew I’m laying on the theater floor, my head is ringing and they are walking over me as they leave. I guess those losers were too amateur to be amateur for anyone’s pleasure and definitely not hot enough for real content like the chicks at PinkandPerfect.com
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To bust a nut, or to not bust a nut, that is the question. Trashytoons.com is the answer. You’re welcome.
